Worst Type of Facebook Posts

As my facebook feed grows, I see a lot of similar posts, most I enjoy, but there are so many kinds that just irk me. I get it, I can understand I can unfriend, but then it becomes awkward if I am actually friends with the person.(which is rare..)   Most humans on my feed are hidden.... but still these leak through...

Here are some types that I can't stand:

 















1. The ugly selfie.... I'm not friends with models so the selfies that i get on my feed are less then flattering.... at least work out right ?


 2. The ugly girl post with absurd comments.  Come on.. is it a rule if a girl post a pic of herself no matter what, her friends have let her know she is pretty ? This causes all sorts of delusioned (not sure if that is a word) girls that complain they can't find a man. (psst.. its because your ugly) 

3. Crossfit (generally any fitness achievements)- nothing else more to say here. I don't care about your cult. I don't care that you love to run marathons. I like pizza. 

4. Your vacation pictures..... thanks for reminding me my life sucks and you can travel the word, while i sit here looking at your piscasa albums. I hate you.

5. Your ugly kids/babies.  This may sound mean, but I get it, you want to share your bundle of joy with the world. No problem with that.  But I do have a friend with a weird ass looking kid and frankly I hate that I know he knows how to wipe his own ass now. 

6. Your wonderful fancy dinners . I eat McDonalds. I dont post about it. 

7. Similar to number 6, your cooked dinners.  Thanks for reminding me about a skill I don't have.  Go on chopped or something if your soooo good.

8. Your wedding, engagement, child birth.... Im single and forever alone. Thanks for not inviting me, but still allowing me to wallow in my misery. (no open bar here)

9. Your social and political opinions.  I thought I was friends with you. But now you have confirmed your a dumbass.  Agree with me or be shunned. 

10. Your stupid sports team. I don't like your team, and I don't care about your team winning, losing or star player is raping people.  Actually correct that, I do actually love seeing misery posts about when your team loses heartbreakingly. Keep those coming.




I hope buzzfeed doesn't steal this. 
But like buzzfeed and the fatjew... i found these images on google. I'll take them down if you want, but Im not famous so don't sue me. 

Null and Void Podcast 65

N&V 65- AARP Edition

 
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We made it to 65... but we aren't retired yet. 

Highlights of what we talked about:

• Our College Reunion 
• A family of Cigarettes
• Chinese driving
• All in the Family
• Hollywood is GAY (bane,bane,, thats my name !)
• A new PenIS mightier 
• Face Blind
• Pats Cheat
• MGS 5 
• Batman

And a special Celebrity guest stops in. (take a guess by the pic) 

Bonus : Secret question from our Number one FAN! 

wait till you see the video
http://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/09/worlds-largest-penis-nsfw-video/
Not Really Safe for work.

more cowbell please

to eat or not to eat?

battle royal

cheaters never prosper ? 4 superbowls says otherwise

I love chinese news

that is jax teller and the mayor from the wire (aka little finger)

Bionic 6 and Turbo Teen... anybody ?

Anybody remember watching this show ? 

 

Am I the only one who remembers ?  Last podcast we talked about a bionic penis, and thus this theme song popped into my head.


Also how about Turbo Teen ?  I think Dirty J and Hi-C are the only ones to ever watch this show.

Podcast 64 - Null and Void

N&V 64 - Now your playing with Power

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Whats this? Another podcast and so soon ? I don't believe it !!! 

Highlights of what we talked about:

• The perfect murder
• Brojobs
• Kermit the Frog
• N64
• Stringer Bell
• Chinese Hearing Problem
• Detachable Penis
• Hitman
• Breakfast All Day 

id buy that for a dollar?

win a nobel prize

whats your top 5 ?

Keeping It Street - N&V

Hit up our latest Podcast 63 here from earlier this week. 

We talking Rap Battles in this post. (Discuss more in Podcast 64) 

 I'm sure you heard the diss tracks by Drake:



But nothing gets has hard as Tupac in hit um up




Remember Nas and Jay-Z ?





And love me the battles in 8 mile:






And for fun here is Special K's Jam


Listen to Trap Queen Remix Here

Null and Void Podcast 63

N&V 63 - We arise again through the ashes of desire ? Yeah that sounds cool.

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Highlights of what we talked about:

• Sad Shooting in VA
• Trump the pimp
• Curt the man Schilling
• Ashley Madison Man
• Subway - Eat Underage Pussy
• Foot Network star Cooking
• Nazi stuff
• Xbox One Backwards
• World Traveling and dreaded night bus toliet
• TV world
• Rick and Morty
• Walking Dead - Spin offs
• SOA
• True Detective 
• Summer Movie Reviews
• Avengers, Jurassic, T5 and more
• Greatest Porn Story ever Told

And our smashing Secret Question.

National Nazi Staring Knight Rider

Thats meeee
 

Runn

Have fun

Check out the humble beginnings of Rick and Morty:





And for the heck of it... when i was looking for phoenix pictures...

The Null and Void Returns

Null and Void Returns Aug 27, 2015

We are the terror that lurks on the internets. 

Just too much crazy shit going on, and null and void couldn't be contained any longer. 
Check us out tomorrow.  Hi-C and Special K back in full force.  (trust us) 


Thank you windows 10... we tested out our equipment and success looks like we are back in business. 

Google does not lie.  (except when my wife checks my porn history) 

Special shout out to our Number One Fan Cag Kerig.  Your undying support gives us the feels.