Old Crush of the Week 11/29

Fresh off the success of the All American Kelly Kapowsi, we are taking things back to our first ethnic crush. So for this Throwback Thursday, our Old Crush of the Week is a reader's choice.


I was never a big Cosby guy(only seen like one episode completely), so my first exposure to a black family was a delightful story about a Fresh Prince in a town called Bell Air.  Obviously the show followed the capers of Will and Carlton, especially the first couple of seasons where Will was a fish out of water.  Out of the cast of course Hillary was the natural eye candy back then, but there was a diamond in the rough, (neither Aunt Vivs), Ashley Banks was our longitudinal study of how a hottie develops, and so for giving me first inkling of jungle fever, Ashley Banks this week belongs to you.

I'm am so honored to be chosen.

Jungle Fever!!

I don't know why it surprises me, but she is older than me.  I had no idea she was born in 1979, all I know is when she first made her debut on Fresh Prince or FPBA as us Uncle Phil aficionados call it, she was a spunky 10 year old who wanted to learn what it was like growing up on the mean streets of West Philadelphia.  She was young and impressionable and was pretty much there to complete the family, much like the younger kids in Family Matters that disappeared.  She was pretty much there for the cute factor alone, but things change and in this case change is good, very good.

Will can you teach me how to fight?

See cute as cute can be, but with any child actor there is always the possibility that they will grow into an ugoh.  No offense to child star ugohs, but you start off so cute and then eww.  Here is a sad example of a cute kid turning into an ugoh.

Should have let the robbers get him.

As the seasons went on, her character started to increasingly be part of the main story lines. She became a lot less sheltered and then she started to get hot.  This led to many awkward situations like: her dressing too provocatively for Uncle Phil, her dressing too provocatively for Carlton, Will hitting on a "fly honey" and her turning out to be Ashley to his horror and our amusement.  Her hotness also led to plenty of romances on screen.  She went on TV dates with such famous actors as Urkel and Ruf-I-OOOOOOOOOO.

Did he do that?

Lookie, Lookie, I got her cookie?

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As the show started to wind down she got hotter, which was fantastic for us, but she also started to push her music career, which wasn't fantastic for us.  She also was dating Jonathan Brandeis for the longest time, the kid from the awful karate movie with Chuck Norris, Sidekicks.  She also went to Harvard, though it seems like child TV stars either go to Ivy league schools or to Crack-town once their careers are over(Hi-C thought).  

The left one is Carlton and the right one is Will

Her acting career after the Fresh Prince really wouldn't wow anyone, besides maybe Hillary.  She was in Glory Road, and whole lot of stuff you probably wouldn't know at all.  Lets not forget her memorable appearance as Nick Cannon's mom in a music video, "fuck Nick Canon" (Chapelle).   She is currently on a TV show called "Love That Girl!" on TV One, whatever the hell channel that is.  And now I think she is a little bit crazy from this quote alone of her talking about her character, "One thing that I do love about her is that she is really multidimensional", what does that even mean?.

Dammmmmmmmmmmmn!

Though the two best things about her is she is still pretty darn cute, and she is willing to be seen with weird looking guys, so she's telling us there is still a chance.

Exhibit A

But in all seriousness she has turned into quite a smoking hottie, even though she is forgotten by most, we still carry a torch for her and we wish her more success so we can see more of her on the big screen.  So Ashley, thanks for not just being our Old Crush of the Week, and still looking fine, but being my first mocha princess.  Oh what the hell one more piece of eye candy to show her off.

In the words of Will, "Girl you look so good, I wish I could plant ya, and grow a whole field of y'all"

A nice video showing her growing to greatness

Oh and one last thing let me blow your mind, Uncle Phil voiced this cartoon character:

Tonight I dine on turtle soup!

Archive Updated

Find all of the our old casts on the Archive Page. Now updated to our latest podcast #34
And if you haven't heard Podcast 34 yet... WHAT are you DOING ?  Its right there below..

Podcast 34 ... do it.. .do it NOW ! 

Podcast 34 - Null and Void

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What we talked about:

• Thanksgiving Recap
• Bad Boys
• Half Billionaires !
• CBreezy
• Real Benjamin Buttons
• Rihanna's Boobs 
• Drink your Peepee
• End of Philly
• Bengazhi.. Really ?

Want to touch....

           

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Not Allowed... not even Dirty J ! 

Benidict Cumberbatch... aka Sherlock

but I make Hit after Hit. 

Update ! Boy/Girl meets world

Breaking ! 

Cory and Topanga are Back ! 

According to E-Online looks like the couple has signed on the show!
Great news... rejoice! Now where is Feeny?

Old Crush of the Week

With great success which was our Throwback to Topanga, this week we bring you probably the sexiest of our Old Crushes, Kelly Kapowski.

Now some of you probably didn't know that the first season of Saved by the Bell wasn't called Saved by the Bell but Good Morning, Miss Bliss.  And there is a reason why many of you don't know about it, that's because it sucked, and after much research in the Null and Void lab, we have discovered that it sucked because there was no Kelly Kapowski.  So Kelly Kapowski (Tiffani-Amber Thiessen , it will be a cold day in hell when I start calling her Tiffani Thiessen), this week we salute you as our Old Crush of the Week.

I'm only with him cause he's the main character.

Kelly was pretty much if you mix every ingredient that makes America so great in a blender and weird science'd into a high school girl you would get Kapowski.  She was a cheerleader, she was nice and friendly, she had the most popular boys in school battling for her attention, and she seemed to be the salt of the earth.  The most important thing though was as we got older she got hotter, much hotter.

You'd have one of these under your bed if you could  too.

Through her years she meta morphed from the crush, to the cheerleader, to the poor girl who couldn't afford to go to prom, to the lifeguard(great summer season btw), and she was a pop star(I'm so scared!!)

Don't take Caffeine Pills, you will go crazy!

Then for some reason or another Kelly disappeared for a season and Tori showed up and well, lets not talk about it.  The question is would your rather see this:

I think you are gee golly terrific!

or this

Is this where the Indigo Girls cover band is playing?

Obviously Tori's parents were holding the president of NBC hostage, and he escaped because Kelly made her triumphant return a season later.  She went to Hawaii where her uncle owned a shack hotel that was going to get taken over by an evil "bro" and his cut throat business father(God I love plots of the 80s and 90s) and if I recall they saved the place by beating them in a limbo jet ski contest or something along those lines.

There is a reason Zack is smiling the most.

From there they headed off to College, and after going to school at a Community College, she was able to transfer to the school everyone else went to for Saved by the Bell: The College Years(There aren't any bells in college).  This all climaxed to a shotgun wedding which includes the following: Zack getting paid to go a date with a woman while with Kelly at the same restaurant, mobsters chasing them through a hotel, and special cameo of Jessie Spano in the last 5 minutes of the special.  

About damn time!

Since the completion of Saved by the Bell series, 1994, she hasn't been in anything of much significance besides 90210, Fastlane and lets not forget her important work in Dusk till Dawn 2:Texas Blood Money(an American classic if there ever was one).  Currently she can be seen on USA's "hit show" White Collar.

This picture just because!

Unlike our last crush Topanga, Kelly is still pretty attractive, obviously Tiffani-Amber Thiessen is no Kelly Kapowski anymore but she can still turn a couple heads in a room, especially if they grew up in the early 90s.

I don't remember those from Saved by the Bell.

Jimmy Fallon was trying to get the whole gang back together, besides Lark Vorhees being crazy, Tiffani-Amber apparently was too busy being unfunny to be able to come on his show.




No matter what she does, Kelly Kapowski will always be with us.  She was the hottest girl we "knew" growing up and memories like that don't fade or disappear(Tori).  Tiffani-Amber Thiessen wherever you are, you should feel proud that you molded so many young minds, and we thank you for being who you are.

One more, cause why not?

Podcast 33 Null and Void

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What we talked about:

• Thanksgiving 
• Apple is a Hot chick
• Crush of the Week
• Penis
• Jews hating Jews 
• NES is so hard
• Elmo
• Gay Rangers
• Twinkies
• Lesbos

This guy bought all the Twinkies

He's a good guy that Bond

Hitman....end of Null and Void ?

Thanksgiving Podcast will be strangled with fiber-wire.. Null and Void is Dead.
Hi-C really doesn't want to do a podcast this week because of this:



Yes Folks... One of Hi-C's favorite games comes out today. Get it ! 
Null and Void will cease to exist as we know it ! 

Watch Conan O'Brian try out the game here as a clueless Gamer ! 


Alas... Null and Void will not die... Hi-C will try to find a break so he can do the whole podcast thing with that Jew Special K.. or maybe he will strangle him... or poison him.. or make it look like an accident... so many options ! 

Play While you Pee

From Wired.com 




I mean this is pretty neat.(probably need a lot of pee)... but here is a pic of the urinal from my workplace...

GROSS

What the hell is that ?
How man curlies can people lose?
Is their Propecia for your balls ?

We will discuss in podcast Larry Bird (33) 
or Ewing if your a putrid Knicks Fan.  

Old Crush of the Week

Each week we are going to look back at the girls who made the 90's worth living.  Whether they were on a TV show or in a movie they helped shape our pubescent minds and now we want to take a moment to honor them.

With a rumor going around about a spin off of the original show our first Old Crush was the female star of the only teen show taking place in Philadelphia that I know of.  Topanga Lawrence(Danielle Fishel) this week we honor you.

In 1993, we were all introduced to Boy Meets World, which focused around the hijinks of a middle school student Cory Matthews and his best friend Shawn Hunter.  If every show needs a bromance, Scrubs, it also needs a love interest.  That is where we meet Topanga.

For some reason they decided to make her the hippiest of hippies.  

Apparently I am part Native American, How!

She had a pretty good run as Topanga, the tree hugging hippie act started to fade to just a regular girl and as she fell for Cory, we fell for her.  

Hi, I'm only a little weird but cute, so its okay!

They dated off and on through high school and college, under the constant surveliance of Mr. Feeny 

Come at me Mr. Matthews.

Topanga hit her peek in "college", she was that chick who we grew up with who became hot and we thanked her for that.  Plus she had big boobs and we thanked her for that as well.

Its official, I am legally hot!

All good things must come to an end, because in 2000, Boy Meets World finished and sadly so did Danielle Fishel's career.

Since leaving TV she has starred in such hits as National Lampoon's Dorm Daze and lets not forget the amazing sequel Dorm Daze 2 which took place on a boat!

The worst tragedy of them all is sadly her body caught up with her breasts, and it caught up quick

I made a hair mistake, sorry.

Living in Philly can lead to too many cheese steaks

But we are not here to mock Topanga, because no matter what she looks like now, to us she will always be that cute girl we grew up with, in a non-pedo way.  So Topanga, wherever you are, thank you for being you and we hope that the Boy Meets World spin off will bring you back into our lives.

Share with us your 90's crush and she, if its a he I will let Hi-C handle it,  might be on here one week.

GTA V !!!

I'm so excited for this.... freaking spring 2013 ... ugh. 

Podcast 32 - Null and Void

Something they could never do?

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Highlights of what we talked about:

• New Null and void content
• Bar Crawls
• Playing for the other team 
• Blackface 
• Robot Sex
• Dream Team
• Skyfall
• Give me that Nut
• Size Matters

Used to be soo HOT

Yes Please

yes... would still do. 

If Drive was made by Nintendo

Do yourself a favor and see Drive if you haven't seen it yet.

Beautiful Princesses

As we mention for hallows eve..... the Null and Void team dressed in drag as 
Disney princesses.... which is probably the one single greatest idea Special-k
has ever had. 

Due to unsigned release waivers, faces had to be blurred. Or excessive blackmailing
would have happened. 

Enjoy ! 

From left to right, Jasmine, Cinderella, Snow White, and Ariel
So hot right now. 

Girls..Guys...The Honest Truth

What is he thinking?

There are always articles in Men's Health, Cosmo, Maxim etc, about what Girls should know about Guys.  While many of these points are valid, they don't get into some of the important truths. 


Here at Null and Void, we have put together a brutally honest top 10 on the internal workings of how a guy really thinks. 





Null and Voids 10 Truths Guys Believe. 

1. Girls, you aren't that good at sex. Yes you can make us cum. Guys can cum to anything. 
We watch a lot of porn and we think disgusting things during sex. 

2. Some  Most of your conversations, we feel are pointless. We do humor a lot of what you say, 
but we don't relate to your shoe shopping or how stupid your friends are. Its a two way street, I know you don't care about sports and video games (not all girls). So I won't talk to you about it. 

3. If you feel you got fat, don't ask. You did. 

4. We think about other girls... all the time. But we do love you. Just because we want threesomes doesn't mean we care about the other girl. We don't. 

5. Your hand job is nowhere close to my skill level. Please put your mouth on it. (use the hand too) 

6. Your friends are NOT cute. They are fat and most of them are not cool or funny. Any attractive friends you have.. we have thought about having the sex with them. 

7. Girls are not funny. We have discussed this numerous times on Null and Void. Now don't misconstrue, Girls can be funny, but typically they aren't because they don't need to be. And if you are attractive and people are laughing at your jokes, you def aren't funny.

8. If you can cook, that honestly is a really big plus. 

9. If you don't get along with your Mom, we think there is something wrong with you. 

10. Guys also like being taken care off. We do compare you to our moms. If you don't measure 
up, we think you suck. 


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Remember we know these are generalizations... so don't flip out and send hate mail. But Hi-C loves hate mail. Special K not so much. He is sensitive. 

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